when my PARENTS wakes me up early for no reason..
death-by-lulz: so when they try to take a nap …IM ALL LIKE Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
That awkward moment when you say something funny...
you’re like :
How I cross a street.
kitajayistumblin: I don’t look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese"
staymineforever: Well what the fuck were you using before?
If I had a dick, I'd slap you with it.
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
When your mom tries to dance ...
-loveonherarms: death-by-lulz: Me: Her: ACCURATE.
I shower naked. I'm such a whore.
jasminal: justforsmiles: LOOOOOOOOOOL
Seeing 12 year olds post about being heartbroken:
My Reaction when I think Someone Called My Name